I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
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Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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