the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
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