whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
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You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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