Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
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I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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