i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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