need another drink. this is the easiest way
just come out here and I will go home with you...
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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