He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
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The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize