Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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