Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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