hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
The struggles of a small town man whore
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
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