Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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