i permit you to call me
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.