STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
i dont even know how to be here
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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