I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
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Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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