I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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