I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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