I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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