I bet he comes in French.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
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you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
We need a shit load of segways right now
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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