you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
