problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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