shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
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