i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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