addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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