I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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