Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
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No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
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Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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