Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
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Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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