Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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