Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
These 19 Guys Hit The Cougar Jackpot
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
35 Disappointing People Who Failed At Sexting
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky