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• (214): View more from Texas

  Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god

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  ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.

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• (925): View more from California

  They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?

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• (516): View more from New York

  It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!

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• (818): View more from California

  the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Come back. Shots need mouths.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.

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