Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
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well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.