How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
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Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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