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(347): View more from New York

i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties

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(785): View more from Kansas

You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.

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(339): View more from Massachusetts

He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again

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(217): View more from Illinois

Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.

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(419): View more from Ohio

I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.

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(586): View more from Michigan

You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.

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(801): View more from Utah

You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm

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(573): View more from Missouri

I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.

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