just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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