you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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