so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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