That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
foreskin is a definite game changer
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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