We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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