Your tits are I can't wait for
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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