is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Im part way to drunk.
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