It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I'm one ex away from doing an entire victory lap of all of the guys I've hooked up with since second semester of freshman year. Single me is scary.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
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What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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