This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
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