people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Just got a message from a guy on a dating site who says he helped me remove lime pulp from my eye in a club toilet 2 weeks ago.
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i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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