ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
This baby is an asshole
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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