you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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