He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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