what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You brought string cheese to the strip club
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