thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
there's paper in my vomit.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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