I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Randomize
