then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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