Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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it's like heaven, but drunker
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
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Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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