I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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