Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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