thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
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