Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
birth control should be required to get into college
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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