its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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